WARNING: Proceed with Caution (and maybe treats!) Declare your territory with a touch of humor and a whole lot of truth with this handmade wooden sign!
 
This isn't your average "Beware of Dog" sign. This is a "Crazy Dog Lives Here" warning, with a hilarious breakdown of what happens when an unsuspecting visitor dares to knock.   
 
Let's be clear:
 
"CRAZY DOG" - Need we say more?
"LIVE HERE" - They're not just visiting, they're in residence!
"DO NOT KNOCK" - Seriously, just don't.
"THEY WILL BARK" - Loudly. Incessantly. You've been warned.
"I WILL YELL" - Because someone has to restore order (or at least try to).
"SHIT WILL GET REAL" -  Enough said.
 
This sign perfectly encapsulates the chaotic, loving, and utterly relatable reality of life with a dog (or dogs!). It's a must-have for any proud pet parent with a sense of humor.
 
Handmade with Love (and a little bit of crazy): Each sign is meticulously handcrafted from high-quality wood, ensuring a unique piece that adds character to your home.  The rustic charm and bold lettering create a statement piece that blends seamlessly with any decor.
 
Perfect for:
 
Dog owners with a sense of humor
Homes with furry family members who rule the roost
Anyone who wants to add a touch of quirky charm to their decor
A unique and memorable gift for fellow dog lovers
 
Approximate Dimensions: 20 x 20 inches.
 
Don't just warn visitors, give them a good laugh too! Order your "Crazy Dog Lives Here" sign today!
 
Variations: Please note that due to the natural materials used and the handmade nature of this product, slight variations in size, color, and design may occur. This is what makes each piece unique and adds to its rustic charm. The natural wood grain and subtle imperfections are part of the beauty of this handcrafted art. The product images are representative; the piece you receive will have subtle differences.